QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
On ending up in bed on a first date.
“My problem is I’m just too comfortable naked.”
WHERE’S MY SECOND DATE? TEXT OF THE WEEK:
“So I read this (totally true) news item about some guy in Kent who had his hands mauled off by a bear leaving him unable to contact the awesome girl he met on Saturday. Sad story...Was this you? Either way, when are we having coffee?”
DRINK AND DIAL DISASTER TEXT OF THE WEEK:
"Ok so either I was too subtle or you're not up for some no strings attached hot sex. Which is it?x"
PARENTAL CRINGE QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
On complaining about having to sleep in a single bed at their house.
"The day you actually come home with a partner you can have a double bed."
INSANE CHAT UP EMAIL OF THE WEEK:
“hiya
i m Kevin
....one man he resist one man betrayed by a kiss Pride in the Name of Love”
CARD CARRYING CRAZY PERSON REACTION TO BEING DUMPED AFTER 2 DATES, OF THE WEEK (this is the short version believe it or not):
Well, you have to follow your heart....(or whatever it is that you follow)...
.....how does it feel to have someone come on to you, part with a passion kiss, then dump you by e-mail? Not great really...betrayal I believe is the word. I guess there's shallow too. Kinda fucks with your bearings...and what does it say about YOU that you think that it is an OK way to treat someone?
So...if you're gonna date anyone else here's my advice: pay your own way 'til you're sure you like someone...that's good for your soul (i.e. don't be a cheap bum*, well, unless you're dating a banker)...but most of ALL be careful where you show affection... people might even think that you mean it.
oh yeah...that's the last rule, before you kiss someone for kicks...ask yourself whether you actually give a shit about them. Because otherwise you might just as well punch them in the stomach. ( they won't see that coming either).
on a positive note...you have managed to up my cynicism...it sure is a shallow and selfish world out there...!
Eeeshk! Too many more like that and I'm going to have to retire from this dating lark...
*please note this guy spent max £20 on me over the course of two dates.
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Shame you didn't have 3rd date with crazy boy - you could've tested out the punching him in the stomach thing...
ReplyDeleteThen again, I can understand his distress...there was a PASSION KISS after all and everyone knows that means you're married. Um...in primary school...!